The Urban Definition: Twilight by Wilhelmina-vanRoyen, literature
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The Urban Definition: Twilight
Twilight
a.
A book series written by Stephenie Meyer that has captured the heart of gazillions of teenaged girls around the world. It is centered around the romance between Isabella Swan, the awkward new girl in school, and Edward Cullen, a gorgeous vampire. The worst book ever written, and a waste of time to read. Time is rather offended that people keep wasting it on such frivolous tripe. The writing is bad, clichéd, and makes absolutely no sense.
Considered the epitome of romance despite the pedophilia, abuse, and impregnation of a minor. That just screams sexy.
Ex.
"Have you read Breaking Dawn?"
"No."
"Omg it is like the sexi